Category: Joke Board
Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to,
doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have ...
>
> Jim and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
> they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly
> jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed
> there.
>
Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled
> Jim out.
>
> When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she
> immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
> considered her to be mentally stable.
>
> When she went to tell Edna the news she said, "Edna, I have good News
> and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you
> were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
> the life of the person you love, I have concluded that your act displays
> Sound mindedness.
>
> The bad news is, Jim, hung himself in the bathroom with his Bathrobe
> belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead."
>
> Edna replied,
>
> "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
Oh... my ... God! that is really funny.
I think she's now my next door neighbor.
Bob
Hilarious. Thanks.
Oh my! I so did not see that one coming!
Nice love though! Good care, lol.
lollol!